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Chris

Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).
Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018
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Chris

Unloyal, selfish guy who always puts himself before others. Never has time for anything or anyone because he’s too hook on video games and useing girls for sex. Dick size is also sub par <3
Her: I hope I never date a Chris.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
by Super Thicc Succ ;) April 8, 2018
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Chris

Chris is the hugest lad about. Realistically you don't want to mess with him cus hes fucking massive. An absolute heed and all round lethal fucking weapon but he's decent sometimes.
"Realistically i'm huge though" Chris 2k18
by BigCheese63 May 20, 2018
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Chris

A gay fag with a 1 inch wonder normally a fat music student who is the physical form of cancer. He is a deformed retard.
DAVE:He’s such a Chris

ADAM:fuck ikr he’s a nigger faggot
by Mother ducker May 21, 2018
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chris and cameron

A beautiful couple wo should date if they have not already I would last a very long time and if u see them it is very unfortunate to see them mad at each other
Chris and Cameron wow look at those two
by Let’s go May 21, 2018
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chris mulvehill

The man the myth the legend chris Mulvehill is a top knock dude. He has the looks the pecks the abs and the that big black cock. No seriously it’s fucking massive. He would fuck you up quicker than a mongoose. This nigga got a big booty baby. Uh uh.
Oh wee mama that chris Mulvehill did me good last night with that flex tape
by My nigga Tom May 28, 2018
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Chris

If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.
Perfect
Girl 1: chris is so perfect
Girl 2: I know but hes mine
by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019
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