Bum Sex

When some people (can be any amount) insert their penis, into someone's bum hole- can be any gender, as long as they have a bum hole

Joey: OIOI
Trevor: OIOI UR IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY INIT
Joey:YEAH JUST HAD THE BEST BUM SEX
Trevor:... with who?

Joey: ..... you?! dont u remember it was like 5 minutes ago and you went to go to the bathroom

(Pause)
(Another Trevor comes out of the bathroom)

Trevor1: YOU AGAIN?!
Trevor2: wha-?
Trevor1: I TOLD U TO STOP HAVIN BUM SEX WITH MY LAD
Trevor2: Well I did. And he likes me better init

(Both Trevors look at Joey)
1&2: WELL?!

(Joey hesistates)
(Another trevor comes out of the wardrobe)

Trevor3: OIOI!
Joey: HIM

(JOEY AND TREVOR3 RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE POOP BABIES FROM ALL THE ANAL)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

squiggly bum

A large firm but round ass

Wow that babes got a sweet squiggly bum

by carm six February 19, 2011

Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Crumb bum

The lowest level of a bum ( vagabond).

I wasn't going to put her out, but it became very apparent that Aaliyah was a CRUMB BUM

by Nicole prescott May 1, 2019

squeaky bum time

the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)

With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.

by Ron Atkinson December 12, 2008

Up your bum!

Very simply put, 'up your bum' is the ultimate Australian toast. It's not meant literally ('stick it up your ass and rotate', more the opposite, much like the toast: "mud in your eye". Also, it is very important to say it the right way. If you go in 'half assed' with this toast, you'll get strange looks (as an American friend of mine found out, when I recommended him to try it Queensland). Say it with a little confidence and a smile, but don't be aggressive - that's not the right way to go about things in the broad brown land of oz. Most of all - enjoy this toast with a large, cold sparkling amber beverage under the Aussie sky with a good mate.

(At the pub)
Andy: Cheers big ears!
Toddles: Up your bum!
(both take a very hefty swig, exhale loudly and exude a happiness unknown to those not sitting with you at that moment ;-)

by AndrewO May 15, 2006

bum over noggin

sort of like "head over heels" except this is the British way of saying it.
used to describe falling in love.

Michael had recently fallen "bum over noggin" for a beautiful Englishwoman named Rita.

by Sam (L) December 9, 2008