beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008

beef locket

Another term for vagina, or nature's pocket, also what one would define as a "precious vagina".

Similar to ham wallet or meat purse, but more dear to your heart.

"Before we board this plane, let me gently stuff all this weed into my precious beef locket."

by hamwallet69 February 20, 2020

beef comb

The act of making your way through your girlfriends jungle, exploring for that coochie, being courageous for that coochie.

No true man is afraid to beef comb.

by Thenibbler March 8, 2025

Beef

When a hoe wanna fight anotha female but they both woofin

When a hoe wanna fight anotha female and they both woofin

by Shay May 13, 2005

Beef

The word beef means you don't like, hate or have a problem with someone

BFF: I have beefs for that bitch.

Me: Chill girl.

by Nova_lynn February 21, 2024

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by anonymous July 11, 2024