A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.
Aaron is such an asshole.
by Benedict the danger ferret June 21, 2017

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
by moonholegal September 26, 2023

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

Kinteic ASshole enegry is when peoplea re being such d*cks and assholes that they began to gane enegry from it and they keep become more like an asshole the more they breath
"He had a ton of Kinteic ASshole Enegry"
"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"
"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"
by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

The people in my neighborhood who are setting off fireworks at 1:00 am like my brother in christ im trying to sleep
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
