The Apple Store

The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.

I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.

by XperienceGB November 2, 2023

Apple bobbing

Eating a girls pussy

“JJ went apple bobbing last night.”

by Truthfullyok April 20, 2024

fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity

Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired

by cupcaitt December 17, 2019

apple bomb

When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.

Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.

by adrajanaM April 23, 2013

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 14, 2018

apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 18, 2017

Rainbow Apple Slice

Better than Twygz at bedwars now, he has officially got good.

Maybe one day I will be Rainbow Apple Slice

by zyxoelv March 22, 2021