Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

love salad

5 to 20 fully clothed people on ecstasy, piled together in a back room of a house party.

I met the sweetest guy last night when we were next to each other in the Love Salad.

by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021

christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))

“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”

by SaladWellington February 20, 2022

Salad Milk

When you make a large portion of salad and don't eat it all, and then seal it. Then after a day or so condensation forms and the ingredients release more water. This is often a white milky liquid that can be drained off before eating the salad - this is salad milk.

"I'll be with you in just a mo, I'm just milking yesterdays salad"

"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"

by Stellarator January 23, 2023

Toasted Salad

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.

Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021