a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
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yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
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"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."
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"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
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"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
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Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
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This style of breathing is utilized when a young male lives with others, but still must get one out.
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