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Waffle hoe

A person, who has been to a waffle house so many times the people that work there now don't even ask you to order because they know what you are going to order.
she's a real waffle hoe
by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024
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Waffle hoe

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.
she's a real Waffle hoe
by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024
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Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.
Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.
by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024
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waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021
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Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021
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Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.
She is acting like a twat waffle.
by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021
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Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.
by Adamr86 February 16, 2024
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