Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.

I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker

by High minds August 16, 2022

Waffle Housing

A shorter name for the Tallahassee Waffle Housing.

Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”

by WH262 February 27, 2018

kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015

Waffles

Literally just pancakes with abs.

Those are some buff waffles!

by ChiefLEGOLover January 15, 2021

Trim the waffle

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit

I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.

by Rubylulu May 17, 2023

Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

peaches and waffles

When you make love anally using maple syrup as the lubricant and immediately after finishing she licks the syrup off the penis.

Last night my girl and I had peaches and waffles in bed!

by Just1once December 22, 2024