n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.
by PAYNUS October 26, 2012
Get the Meat Poopmug. The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.
Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...
she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...
she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
by John Koenig December 3, 2007
Get the meat tugmug. An overused vagina. Popularized by 1970s SNL star Dan Akroyd when speaking to Jane Curtain during the sketch spoofing the Jack and Shayna Point Counterpoint show where Akroyd began every rebuttal with “Jane, you ignorant slut.” Then, “…as you’re hopping from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio it’s clear to us guys that when you’re on your back the meter’s running, you dried out old piece of slunk meat.”
You went out with that stripper that calls herself Sincerity? Damn! Talk about a worn out piece of slunk meat. I’ll bet she makes slapping noises when she slides down a bannister.
by Jism Nasium July 9, 2021
Get the Slunk Meatmug. by Bandido December 14, 2004
Get the meat fandangomug. 
by Jimmy Mc May 14, 2007
Get the meat wipemug. Another word for nut sack
by Robert Dawson September 17, 2006
Get the Meat Plumsmug.