Skip to main content

meat tug

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.
Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.
by John Koenig December 3, 2007
mugGet the meat tug mug.

meat limousine

A name for a long thick meaty penis.
"hey baby, I'm looking to park ma meat limousine in yo garage."
by nockulous December 8, 2007
mugGet the meat limousine mug.

Meat pile

Sam stop make meat piles
by Nigger buttshit December 9, 2019
mugGet the Meat pile mug.

Piece Of Meat

In ice hockey. A player who was open to receive a pass and was ignored by his teammate and used only to draw defense towards him.
I could have scored that but I guess I’m just a big piece of meat.
by Shaboy Leivo April 26, 2019
mugGet the Piece Of Meat mug.

meat twinkie

1. a corn dog... the food one...
2. an uncircumcised penis

3. a cock
I dipped my meat twinkies tip in ketchup and ate it all up! Mama would of have wanted to eat that big, juicy meat twinkie with me papa though...
by helblinde September 24, 2016
mugGet the meat twinkie mug.

Slunk Meat

An overused vagina. Popularized by 1970s SNL star Dan Akroyd when speaking to Jane Curtain during the sketch spoofing the Jack and Shayna Point Counterpoint show where Akroyd began every rebuttal with “Jane, you ignorant slut.” Then, “…as you’re hopping from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio it’s clear to us guys that when you’re on your back the meter’s running, you dried out old piece of slunk meat.”
You went out with that stripper that calls herself Sincerity? Damn! Talk about a worn out piece of slunk meat. I’ll bet she makes slapping noises when she slides down a bannister.
by Jism Nasium July 9, 2021
mugGet the Slunk Meat mug.

Meat Poop

n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.
Dude, squeeze out some of that delicious meat poop into my mouth.
by PAYNUS October 26, 2012
mugGet the Meat Poop mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email