eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)
eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING
husayn (exists somewhere)
eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING
by fish-legs January 3, 2025
Get the eggsmug. 1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
Get the eggs benedict arnoldmug. Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018
Get the Dirt Eggmug. Dude: Hey Bro remember Egg from that one show Malcom In The Middle?
Guy: Yeah he must be a real Fuck Boy like Carlo
Guy: Yeah he must be a real Fuck Boy like Carlo
by Dont ask you wont care May 15, 2021
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Get the Fresh Eggsmug. by Smia December 15, 2020
Get the Don’t fall on an eggmug.