fart diamond

Farting your way to Diamonds in minecraft

To fart along a dark tunnel and your will happen upon diamonds

As I was farting I came along some Diamonds and it shall now be called a fart diamond

by FartMasterFreaker December 10, 2013

fart squirrel

Another name for skunk.

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.

by Razorayne December 15, 2015

fart poop

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”

by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018

Death Fart

A thick musky fart that when inhaled unknowingly a part of you dies inside.

Dude, after smelling your that Death Fart a part of me died.

by ☆GENDA☆ June 10, 2018

Curry fart

An explosive rocket powered fart after eating curry

I just curry farted I'm gonna tear your nostrils. But I'm matty D I love curry farts

by Allott the currybmister January 14, 2017

No-Fart Bar

When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...

The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.

by Edge8973 November 4, 2012

Fart alarm

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

by Pelt hater January 11, 2012