Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.

"You have been tea cosied bitch!"

by obvk July 13, 2020

That’s the tea sis

Words that people who like drama say on Social Media.

Some Person: YASSSS BITCH, THAT’S THE TEA SIS!!!!!

Some Person 2: Stfu please.

by This is a nickname :/ July 29, 2020

Boston Tea Party

The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.

I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.

by Kaylynandsammy August 18, 2020

Tea in pp

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.

Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020

tired tea

"tired tea" refers to a beverage drunk before sleeping, with the purpose of calming a suden thirst.
Its use is generally independently of what the brew actually is.

Hey John, pass me the tired tea.

by Makel the magi October 25, 2020

Ball Tea

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.

Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!

by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020

Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020