social dyslexia

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.

Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.

by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

socialism

A paradigm in which a return-value coin (a hypercoin) based on consumer demand is used to pay for distribution costs of capitalism. The offsetting of distribution costs creates a 'pure-pricing' instance in which goods can be priced purely on their production costs.

The savings in distribution costs can be used to create a 'macro' or mutual currency that is used to pay for durable public infrastructure.

The ratio between the hypercoin and the macrocoin can be used to create a stablecoin (intercoin) akin to tether which follows MMT rules.
The intercoin is used to pay for public services such as healthcare.

Socialism is arrayed around the ideology that mutual currency should only be used to pay for infrastructure.

The hypercoin is the foundation of the mutual currency.

by zanderfin March 14, 2020

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017

spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017

Child Social Engineer (CSE)

A child social engineer is a hacker who manipulates the data streams of a child to manipulate his/her views, shape his/her world, and shape his/her experiences to suit his needs. Isn't necessarily a pedophile, but is obsessed with molding them into the person they want.

He was a Child Social Engineer (CSE) who believed he was doing what he thought was right.

by Nobody None June 4, 2022

social castration

(noun) the act of tone policing humor, beliefs, and other thoughts seen as politically incorrect, often using insults that demean virginal males to tone police.

Calling a guy an incel for saying most women are “looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes” is social castration.

by saintsundere July 12, 2024