A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014
Get the dirty sock condommug. Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.
by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025
Get the Sockingmug. When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
Get the super saiyan sock monkeymug. by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017
Get the Sock Flockmug. by Phantom Coopcake December 13, 2018
Get the Cock Sockmug. a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).
I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.
I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.
by dori1977 December 12, 2012
Get the sock meadmug. The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
Get the Sock mufflemug.