Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020

banish the potato

It means when you have to banish you french fries to the trash

oh no!!! i need to banish the potato!!

by smackmommy May 10, 2018

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato

Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!

by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.

1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.

by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010

Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge

Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard

by Assridge November 16, 2011