Potato

An overdramatic hoe <3
Is married to bee <3
Is very fucking fruity <3

#stantwice
#Bee’s ex can die <3 XOXO

Really short for what 🙄

Potato is such a hoe!

by HottieThotties May 8, 2023

potato crumbs

when a bag of potato chips are crunched or beaten until there are no chips, only crumbs.

Mom: Im going to the store do you want anything
Son: Can you get me some potato crumbs
Mom: Those are too expensive
Son: Then just get some potato chips and crunch them up

by andy026 October 9, 2008

Potato dazzle

When someone takes a bite of potato kugel and swishes it around his mouth with soda

Shimmy did u just potato dazzle your food

by The jew gang April 16, 2020

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

potato sandwich

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
or
Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.

CLICK ON THE POTATO SANDWICH

by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018

sticky potato

White gay male who is sexually attracted only to white gay male.

A white guy come to Asia for seeking GAM - he dont wanna be sticky potato in Asia.

by deozcelestin October 5, 2007

Pocket Potato

an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.

"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"

by bynnossaid January 7, 2024