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Carpet Pizza 

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Carpet Pizza by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
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Jewish Pizza 

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza

ciciis pizza

the food that cause three days of croinic direaaa
aw crap i gott to go to the bath room i had ciciis pizza this mornin
ciciis pizza by Mr bob boy June 13, 2018

Mexican Pizza 

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza
Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza
Mexican Pizza by "Queen S" June 28, 2018

Acid Pizza 

When you're so high that you're baked like a pizza and coming up on an acid trip, sprinkling some acid toppings and leading you to blurt out "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
PH - "we probably didn't need to smoke that much."
Ah - "Yo guys, I'm like an acid Pizza."

Procrastinating Pizza 

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.