Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".
Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!
Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.
Woman: He needs more milk!
Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.
Woman: He needs more milk!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 5, 2024
Get the Bodyslam Drunkmug. by Doggy7286 November 16, 2023
Get the afro drunkmug. by holidayman25 June 13, 2024
Get the National Get Drunk Daymug. Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.
Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
by Reyer June 3, 2018
Get the Sunday Drunkmug. The state of obsessions and hysteria created by having the ability to create various types of slime with Elmer’s Glue, Activator and mix-ins. Usually found in a house covered with sprinkles, glitter, mica powder, foam balls and shaving cream.
Woah, your house looks like an extremely flamboyant unicorn exploded in it….
Yes, my daughter is slime drunk.
Yes, my daughter is slime drunk.
by Skpstone January 5, 2025
Get the slime drunkmug. by swifty0282 January 28, 2023
Get the dick out drunkmug. To pre-game so much that one reaches blackout status prior to the event one is attending while maintaining decency and good-humor without becoming a woo-girl.
by tarantula_eater April 29, 2021
Get the Brittany Drunkmug.