hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.

A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?

by slickyickynicky4000 December 20, 2016

Dung-Muffin

A liar/trickster but most of all a disappointment.

Politicians are all dung-muffins they never stand true to their words.

by Beefcase_of_doritos July 2, 2025

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.

I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!

by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021