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Mother Function

A word used to describe outstanding functions.
Mr. Hanes, how do you derive a Mother Function?
by MAKIN' IT RAIN October 10, 2014
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Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022
mugGet the Your Mothermug.

Mother of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Mother of Universe, what happened to you?

Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
mugGet the Mother of Universemug.
I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6>The Lackadaisical Existence Of YOur Mothers Backside BEcause this Is Going TO Get Handled Outsid eOf Psychiatry And Psychology<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>The Lackadaisical Existence Of YOur Mothers Backside BEcause this Is Going TO Get Handled Outsid eOf Psychiatry And Psychology<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>The Lackadaisical Existence Of YOur Mothers Backside BEcause this Is Going TO Get Handled Outsid eOf Psychiatry And Psychology<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
mugGet the Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Watermug.

Mother me

A woman who wants to become pregnant or adopt to love and nourish a child.
My uterus is screaming, mother me please !
by T.I.D August 19, 2019
mugGet the Mother memug.

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