thomas:how do you like my new coat? i think it fits me soo good!
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.
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let's start with the typical soccer mom.
stay at home mom
usually blonde, bleached most likely.
caucasian
30-50 years old
'trophy wife'
has 2.6 kids.
bitchy.
whiny.
was in a sorority.
now hubby:
lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job.
never home
barely knows kids
fucks secretary on 'business trips'.
daughter:
blonde
has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc.
bimbo slut
is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails
teenybopper
popular
does dance
son:
blonde
has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc.
little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball.
racist
10-14 years old
popular
spits everywhere
The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.
mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings:
OK: good
A: acceptable, 13+
N: not in my house! 18+
likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
let's start with the typical soccer mom.
stay at home mom
usually blonde, bleached most likely.
caucasian
30-50 years old
'trophy wife'
has 2.6 kids.
bitchy.
whiny.
was in a sorority.
now hubby:
lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job.
never home
barely knows kids
fucks secretary on 'business trips'.
daughter:
blonde
has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc.
bimbo slut
is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails
teenybopper
popular
does dance
son:
blonde
has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc.
little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball.
racist
10-14 years old
popular
spits everywhere
The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.
mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings:
OK: good
A: acceptable, 13+
N: not in my house! 18+
likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
by obamasux September 4, 2013
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