Muffin Stuffer

Stuffing male part into females muffin.

I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.

by RCM-HMC October 09, 2021

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022

Puffy fluffy muffin

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.

My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

by princheska May 28, 2020

Muffin knobs

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.

Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.

by A_cunning_linguist June 08, 2013

bake some muffins

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.

Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.

by Pot head 1 May 27, 2011

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 11, 2022

Dinky muffins

A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.

Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.

by Ihatecraneandgates January 23, 2018