lady leg lathering

a man licking from side to side on the labia minora slowly

The speechwriter was lady leg lathering his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Lady of the Larch

Someone that thinks the things they own are worth more than they their actual value. (Ex. Cars, House etc.)

That lady expects us to pay asking price...she’s a lady of the Larch.

by Beatrice12 May 7, 2018

Lady soup

Noun. Euphemism for female menstruation.

“I wouldn’t have minded getting me leg over, but it was lady soup on the menu.”

“I can’t wear white because it’s lady soup week.”

“They say grizzly bears can smell lady soup from over 5 miles away.”

by Ladysoup May 9, 2018

lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 14, 2018

ladydaisy

A ladies private area. Could mean vagina and/or bum.

Go clean your ladydaisy.

by Stuck in the Middle with Goo July 11, 2018

lady caviar

Womens Ovaries

Hey bro did you fertilize that lady caviar last night.

by NeSmetterling July 15, 2018

Lady Shower

A bathroom primarily used by a woman in her efforts to smell amazing

Guy1: woah bro.. you smell good as shit
Guy2: yeah bro.. I took a lady shower at my girls place. It was the shit

by virjinia guse July 18, 2018