internet melt

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.

Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?

Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt

by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017

internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology

I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.

by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004

I'll Internet it later

When someone wants you to watch something online but you are busy

Hey this tv show is online....ok I'll Internet it later

by SilvioJ75 February 9, 2017

Face of the internet

Face of the internet aka Brakanah 44 is a Internet next level genius who not only bagged the title by Having some of his pictures supplied all over the world through logarithm and websites like wikipedia, and stock photos and owning high premium websites like Faceoftheinternet.com, greatestgoat.com, greatesticon.com, hypelegend.com backing his influence which brings almost 100million views monthly on his social presence.

The only proven Face of the internet is Brakanah 44 the internet architect

by Conex August 18, 2025

internet cash

Discretionary income (side income) used to pay for internet porn

I drive uber on the weekends just to earn some internet cash

by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019

Internet Racist

When you or your friend has really bad internet I.e. 600kbs and you don't want to play with them because of that

Yo bro you wanna play something? Hell no you got 600kbs and I don't want to deal with you disconnecting. you are such a internet racist.

by loopyloopy365 April 23, 2022

Internet janitor

A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"

Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO

by Painitblack May 19, 2025