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McNary High School

The only high school in the lame town of Keizer. It's filled with stuck ignorant people who love to be in clicks. Most of the kids who go there are stupid, literally. Like they can't even pass the state tests. The girls there like to act as if they are from the Hills. They also all look the same. Honestly, when they walk in a big group no one can tell them apart, with their fake tans, bleached hair, True Religion Jeans, Ugg boots, and Coach bags. The school also sucks at sports, although everyone likes to think they are fantastic. The scene group of kids look like they just walked out of Hot Topic. The schools only claim to fame is one alumni who shot people at The Zone in Portland.
And the principal is a douche with a glass eye, go celts.
Conversation in the halls of McNary High School

jock: Hey stupid emo!
emo: shut up you fag!
cheerleader: why are you talking to us. this is an A conversation, B your way out of it!
normal person: *ugh, this school sucks ass.*
by Pastalover4ever April 11, 2009
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Episcopal High School

Houston, Texas. The high school where all of the rich druggies, the rich stupid people (usually the same people as the rich druggies in the case of EHS as it turns out), and the ridiculously good (possibly juicing) people at sports go
I am a rich stupid druggie and go to Episcopal High School
I am good at sports, so i go to EHS
by octopusconsumer April 13, 2008
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grandview high school

Easily the dankest school in metro Denver.
Comprised of exceptionally wealthy suburban white kids, but to a lesser degree than its pretentious neighbor cherry creek high school.

Academically, GHS offers a multitude of advanced classes ranging from AP Physics C to AP Comparative Government to Hon. Calculus 3/Diff Eq.

Athletically, performance varies from year to year but the cheers and poms programs remain consistently strong.

Socially, there's enough money floating around to support bitchin parties with promiscuous dancing and rampant drug use.
so yea man i went to grandview high school. I dont remember sophomore year at all but i still got a 5 on the human geo AP test LOL.
by maxwelliott December 14, 2008
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Boulder High School

The incredibly intelligent Boulder stoners who are super hot whilst crushing Fairview at soccer and poms. The only actually nice high schoolers in Boulder who aren’t fake ass bitches who live off their daddies money. Rivalry to uncultured whiteass Fairview that’s addicted to cocaine cuz it’s white.
Anyone from Boulder High School is chill
by Cbhoiunlgdcehrohnigh February 3, 2018
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Milaca High School

Known for having the worst teachers and a horseshit overpaid rent a cop. And half the high school students are either gay or assholes. The rent a cop is a fat gay wanna be cop.
Where did you use to go to high school o Milaca High School

Is that the school with the overpaid wanna be cop

That would be the one
by Foley #1 January 25, 2011
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Sheldon High School

Sheldon High School is the best school in the Elk Grove School district. Although it it highly over populated, it still kicks Elk Grove's ass.
person 1: Hey why's there so much traffic
person 2: oh because city planners suck and no one knows how to drive.
by someone December 3, 2004
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Greenbrier High School

A small school in rural northern Tennessee that is severly obsessed with social class and segregation. Greenbrier has a 98.4% white population and a 2.6% population of any other race. This "other" race mostly consists of hispanic origin. The graduation rate is about 70%.
Greenbrier High School's football team is so terrible, the school remodeled the football stadium in hopes to change the loosing record; it didn't work.
by EltonJohn29 March 16, 2009
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