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having a gasbag

I was having a gasbag with Sheila at the servo and we couldn't believe the price of petrol!
by Shirls26584 January 25, 2024
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I have no mouth and I must scream

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
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Having a knock

Having a knock is having a crackhead that you are sure will come back for more drugs.
Person 1: Do you have a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.
by Unwilledlight May 3, 2021
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i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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Have to

No I do have to.
Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
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His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness
"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United
by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025
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Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
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