somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

⚡️GOT

Kind of a terrible player. Not quite the "Goat", more like the Scrote.

I don't think we can handle this alliance.. let'⚡️GOT the hell out of here"

"⚡️GOT dayum they hit hard, time to bounce."

⚡️GO-T doesn't know

by DoubleDownDumbass June 19, 2025

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

Might got

A short way of saying "may have".

"Don't share nobody's lipstick, they might got a disease"

by #Venom August 28, 2021

Got H'ed

When your phone gets reset so all the contacts are deleted, your friends pretend to be a possible love interest.

I got H'ed the other day, I turned up round the corner and the guys were there laughing at me

by Khoyrul123 September 30, 2011

Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.

by X blade slim March 14, 2022

You Got Served

An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!

Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2021