French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.
"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."
by Splorpy January 23, 2021
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French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn
“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven
by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020
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French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
There goes the French Tuba guy!
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever
There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them
by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022
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