I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

Eat out to help out

When you try to make things better but you just fuck it up 10x worse in doing so.

Did you see Adam smashed all of Natalie's plates when he wanted to clean them up for her. Proper eat out to help out, that one.

by RichFatty December 30, 2020

Eat like it's yo birthday

Slang for getting turnt

*girl fight*

"Yesss you better eat like it's yo birthday bitchhhh"

by SucCcc November 13, 2018

Big enough to eat hay

A person who is morbidly obese.

That woman is so fat, she's big enough to eat hay.

by max schnell April 5, 2010

Girls who eat carrots

A female who consumes carrots.

Do you know any girls who eat carrots?

Most girls do.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Eating My feelings Out

Paranoia.

Tom: You're such an Amazing Star, Jan. You wanna grab a bight to eat?
Jan: Go fuck yourself.
Tom: Awesome! Well, I'm satisfied, primarily since I'm eating my feelings out right now.

by Psedubulbisaraffect July 16, 2016

Eating Poop In My Sleep

Eating poop in your sleep means you should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online

"Hey how was last night?"
"I was Eating Poop In My Sleep"
"You should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online"

by Oofboyei December 26, 2021