Bohemian drunk

Being just the right amount of drunk that allows you to pursue, academic or artistic endeavors.

I am so Bohemian drunk. Fuck I can’t even stand, but I can read Karl Marx

by Bigslongman May 27, 2025

Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.

Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.

by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025

Punch Drunk

When someone had stayed up long they begin to act disoriented.

Awe shit!!! There goes Amber again knocking shit over she must be punch drunk after being awake for two days!

by 77TamBam80 November 3, 2025

Jeonghan-drunk

When you’re dangerously obsessed with Jeonghan’s cutie patootie angel face and demon personality. You trust him even when you shouldn’t, and you like it.
Sweet words, chaotic intentions , that’s his charm.

“He lied to me with the cutest smile. Ugh. I’m so Jeonghan-drunk.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

Scroll-drunk

Mentally foggy from too much social media scrolling.

"Dude, I've been trolling X for hours, I'm scroll-drunk."
"She scrolled TikTok to the point of becoming scroll-drunk."

by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

God of the Drunk

an idiotic son of a bitch

God of the Drunk was one of the reasons the Stubborn forums died

by DarkMatter April 12, 2004

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010