The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011
Get the Drunk Pantsmug. basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.
by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016
Get the drunk mans mentalitymug. When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
by Cescoto March 27, 2015
Get the Chris drunkmug. by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024
Get the Double Drunkmug. A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”
Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018
Get the McDonald’s Drunkmug. The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022
Get the Sleep drunkmug. Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015
Get the designer drunkmug.