douche-a-louche 

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"

douche-a-louche by Christine Cascio December 9, 2008

douche nuggets 

Individual pieces of a bloody tampon

When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.

douche nuggets by tqmidget85 July 7, 2008

douche quief 

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

douche quief by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008

Douche Slap 

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.

ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

Douche Slap by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

douche monggler 

someone who monggles douches..

1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.

douche monggler by cheerios3 December 16, 2008

Douche bombing 

If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:

A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.

A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.

Douche bombing:

Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"

Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".

Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".

Douche bombing by Staska June 14, 2009

Douche Bag 

Kanye West

Kanye West is THE Douche Bag of douche bags.

Douche Bag by Mel-o September 15, 2009