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Christian Cort

so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)
Christian Cort owns a big blue dog and cat
by aj davis_7initnotfound October 27, 2021
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Christian

Christian is the best person in the world, he will make u horny, butterflies in stomache, he will make u masturbate all night be he is so hot and sexy. and just by looking at him you will go crazy and fall on then ground be u fell for him.
Christian is seasonal
by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023
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Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
Tude Christians can be damn rude.
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
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Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz
These are some mighty ugly Christian lights
by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019
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Christian

Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
by dulasd August 25, 2021
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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