Garbage Ass

A piece of garbage, a worthless, useless jerk, trash.

Rod is such a garbage ass. He's a drunk who can't even get a job.

by Jilina December 24, 2008

That ass is loud

A slang phrase used to describe a girl's ass. Usually a big and nice ass would be appropriate for this phrase.

Friend: Hey, bro, look at that girl's ass. It's huge!
Me: Damnnnn! That ass is loud!

by negus pls April 10, 2012

Fat ass

When the girl has a fat ass

Dam man she gotta fat ass

by Alex Reid plop October 10, 2019

ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass

Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets

by byrd June 16, 2004

ass licker

In the sexual sense, an "ass licker" is anyone who enjoys licking someones asshole.

by Steve - Buffalo NY August 20, 2003

Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.

Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.

by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005

Parrot Ass

Blunt force trauma to the anus caused by a massive dump. This Cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. These massive drain stainer's are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.

Parrot Ass can also be caused by extreme sexual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the ass cheeks. Loud parrot like squawks also accompany this ass pounding.

Me watching 2-Girls-One-Cup:"Check out the parrot ass on that chick!"
Me:"Why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?"
Roommates Girlfriend:"He just gave me a mean case of parrot ass."
Me:"Sounded painful."
Roommates Girlfriend:"My ass looks like an angry clown!"

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008