rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

sand snake

A sex act wherein a penis is dipped in sand and then fellatio is performed on it.

Man, Ellaria gave wicked sand snake last night. I can still feel the burn.

My teeth feel all gritty like I just ate spinach because I gave my boyfriend a sandsnake.

by sandsnakes October 17, 2017

Snake

Someone who pretends to be your mate but actually goes behind your back and back stabs you

That Owen Hart is a snake

by BigScottyp September 30, 2018

hognose snake

A cute snake with an upturned nose

The gif below is what it looks like

Today's my birthday and I want a hognose snake

by LUMONOVA March 13, 2024

as mad as a cut snake

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)

He was as mad as a cut snake.

by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

Snake

A blue haired bitch that wants to frame the poor protagonist

Omg is that a snake run it will try to frame you

by Hope bagels December 22, 2019

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

by u shit fuck February 5, 2012