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fuck test

An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.

fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024
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FUCK

what you say when you hit your elbow on the side of a coffee table
* THUD *

Person 1: FUCK
by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022
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Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!
"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"
by __baka_ November 30, 2018
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FUCK IT ALLL

"FUCK IT ALLLLLLLLLLL"
-Elsa
by dfhgjpdfojh;dsfhkfh,fd October 21, 2021
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Fucking Fuzz

The act of rubbing the penis against the pubic hairs of the woman.
Shane: Have you ever heard of fucking fuzz?
Donovan: Yes it sounds amazing!
by Frozen Bob April 21, 2017
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Fuck

1.have sex with (someone)
2.ruin or damage (something)
by I Love The Porn Hub Intro November 18, 2020
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Fuck Boy

Owen is such a fuck boy.
by bmb1234 June 20, 2016
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