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by that is gay man. June 15, 2021

Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013

Easter Egg

Articles of clothing left and found in a surprise or unexpected fashion.

Oh shit, I didn’t realize my side chick left her underwear on the side of the bed and my girlfriend found the Easter egg.

by Rdshftr January 10, 2021

Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

Egg Freezer

Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/

Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).

Origins:

First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:

“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”

The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”

Traits of an Egg Freezer:

Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor

Other Names:

Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie

See also:

Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating

"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."

by themiamiman June 23, 2025

Bacon and eggs

Another way to say bae

Hey bacon and eggs!

by Softballbihhh December 18, 2016

Egg

An egg is someone who hasn't yet realized that they are trans.

James: Ah man I wish I looked like her.
Other friend: you're such an egg.

by coveted seed May 24, 2023