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Ur mom

Absolutely massive and obeese also monsterous
My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
by Cloaker September 16, 2021
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ur mom

a specific phrase that can be used in as an answer or question
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ur brudda

pp bruh ur brudda
by OSCAR is nice September 19, 2021
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ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure
random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying
by Sadly_f September 21, 2021
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ur mom

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD
by daddyclifford September 22, 2021
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Ur mom

Ur mom
Ur mom
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apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy
mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*
by Sussy God September 22, 2021
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