Turd hustler

Bottom feeders.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.

Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.

Ukrainian civilian: Here comes the Russian Army!

Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!

Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 19, 2022

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Drama Turd

A self-centred Drama student.

Person 1: “What is he doing?”
Person 2: “He’s such a Drama Turd”

by Zimmology May 24, 2023

Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.

Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.

by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018

piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.

Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !

by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016

Turd

The thing the goes out of your bottom. "Plop" it says. Or you could use it as a name.

"Who are you?'
"I'm Turdanator"

by #Health_At_69 June 2, 2021