meat spins

when two trans-sexual lesbians have sex and the one lesbian on top spins her penis(meat) around in a circle formation...

hey hun,
hey,
those meat spins were great last night,
yeah i know i did it like 30 times without slapping my balls

by MooseKid3 October 22, 2011

eat meat

to eat someone out or suk a guy up
r to say to sumone when mad
kinda like piss off

Jason: Becky ur such a bytch (bitch)

Becky: Fuk u Jason, eat meat

by zprincess aka Mz.Blast August 14, 2008

Meat umbrella

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty

by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017

Meat Guillotine

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt

The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

by Meat Man 666 March 9, 2015

Slunk Meat

An overused vagina. Popularized by 1970s SNL star Dan Akroyd when speaking to Jane Curtain during the sketch spoofing the Jack and Shayna Point Counterpoint show where Akroyd began every rebuttal with “Jane, you ignorant slut.” Then, “…as you’re hopping from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio it’s clear to us guys that when you’re on your back the meter’s running, you dried out old piece of slunk meat.”

You went out with that stripper that calls herself Sincerity? Damn! Talk about a worn out piece of slunk meat. I’ll bet she makes slapping noises when she slides down a bannister.

by Jism Nasium July 9, 2021

meat wipe

A towel or rag used to clean a man's Penis.
Or Another word for a Useless piece of shit

That kid is a Meat Wipe!

by Jimmy Mc May 14, 2007

Meat Plums

Another word for nut sack

Susan loved sucking on Tom's meat plums

by Robert Dawson September 17, 2006