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clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose
"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."
by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025
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Clown

Someone who makes a fool of themselves or makes a bad choice that gets them into deep shit. Someone who is a clown may be mistaken as disabled and/or unintelligent
Daniel is a total clown. I can’t believe he returned the stolen theatre kids gnome tied up and blindfolded with tape across its mouth. Clown of the day!
by Osamaatemyass May 21, 2019
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playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.
Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.
by rslock February 13, 2021
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Gock-Clown

When you dress up like a clown and throat cock so deep that your nose honks on the pubic bone.
My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown
by RightGuardMan April 20, 2025
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Clown

A Clown is something they use as circus funny people. class clown Is funny people that pull stupid pranks.
Stop acting like a clown from a circus.
by anonymous May 23, 2024
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Slap the clown

Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!
by PierreVelez March 19, 2019
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Clown

you dropped your clown license
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
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