Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018

turtles

i like turtles

turtles are pog

by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020

Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022