The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen 

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

I've got the case of the munchies 

When you are up late at night and become to get hungry.

Eddie: I have to finish my Science paper but I've got the case of the munchies.

I've got the case of the munchies by The political party of Eddie April 23, 2017

voyage in the darkness 

The act of shitting into another person's asshole. Usually done while passed out.

Adam took a huge voyage in the darkness right in Jessica's ass.

voyage in the darkness by Brent C September 4, 2008

the steezy face of variety 

A person who thinks they have a varient in their personality and who can be very vein at times.

'Hey it's the steezy face of variety' common talk between two cool boys in my school

the steezy face of variety by Hannah Ebbington June 24, 2006

valley of the kings 

A place in Egypt-the tourism capital of Africa.

There be big pyramids there

valley of the kings by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

you've got the squid by the throat 

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

you've got the squid by the throat by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

Vy (idk how to spell the rest) 

Vy (idk how to spell the rest)

(is a jaja)

Vy (idk how to spell the rest)

(is big jaja)

(kash is jaja)

Vy (idk how to spell the rest) by pijor November 17, 2020