Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 11, 2012
1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 08, 2018
The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016
What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath
by J_ust telling the truth May 22, 2019
by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
by pertygolfer January 05, 2023