Spider cum

When you cum in a girls mouth upside down hanging from the celling

Last night I did the spider cum with my girl.

by Mr.bootyliker May 18, 2021

The Cum Zone

anywhere within Canada, USA, or Mexico

person: im going to the cum zone next weekend!
person 2: lucky bastard

by acid but not corrosive May 25, 2021

A Dominic Cummings

When you decide the only way to get yourself out of shit is to throw all your mates under a bus at once

My parents caught me smoking dope the other day so I did full a Dominic Cummings and told 'em it was my mates fault and I was just a passenger in their narcotic hobbies

by LingardsNan32 May 26, 2021

Femboy Cum

Best type of cum to drink, consume, or have all over your face.

Person: I love me some femboy cum
Other person: Dude that's super fucking gay
Person: Well you know I love me some femboy fags
Other person: Jeezus have fun eating that femboy cum I guess

by cheeseh8rthe420smoker April 22, 2023

Cum Cataclysm

The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.

"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.

Bystanders stopped to look at him.

He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.

by TheArchivist July 27, 2023

Cum Wipper

A milky leaf blower

Get out the cum wipper!

by frozencat July 24, 2022

Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022