selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

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Boston Tea Party

The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.

I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.

by Kaylynandsammy August 18, 2020

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Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022

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mug tea

ur hot both on roblox and irl too

when yo roblox mug n yo real life mug tea

by momaur September 4, 2024

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Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!

I don't know how to get rid of this nipple rash- lemme call Unc-tea real quick!

by Uriel David January 5, 2025

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