Talking Rio

Make a statement which makes the speaker appear stupid or of limited intelligence.
Stop talking Rio son, the Earth is not flat and it's idiotic to suggest fans should buy their football club.
by MagicMag March 25, 2021
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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? April 04, 2014
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Chip talk

Oh, he's just using typical chip talk.
by Mayweall2000 February 05, 2017
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TALKING VOUCH LEAP

When you take a VOUCH FOR IT a CSSH OUT voucher that is a TALKING VOUCH and go to another machine right away or in VOUCHER SPACE.
Well if you look at this last TALKING VOUCH which reads FREE BIRD it will be in VOUCHER SPACE till a TALKING VOUCH LEAP is performed.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 24, 2021
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talks to Bob

Smoke marijuana. This is in reference to the reggae star Bob Marley, who smoked the ganja continuously.
Joe is a cool dude. Do you know if he "talks to Bob".
Yes he does. I've smoked a joint with him many times.
by Chunky C January 16, 2008
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Owl Talk

The use of sexual phrases.
I can believe he talked about my breasts, this was not the place for Owl Talk
by Lord Owl May 31, 2011
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The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
by The Complainant May 12, 2024
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