by pissyjorts May 31, 2025
Get the Socialismmug. A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.
A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
Get the Socialism with Chinese Characteristicsmug. Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
Get the Social Social-Distancingmug. Information learned from Internet websites that can be shared with friends and used as conversation starters. Showing off how much one knows about what is popular on the Internet and knowing what is currently going 'viral'. This information becomes 'social ammunition' when it is used outside of the Internet.
Jonny is always on the Internet finding stories to use as social ammunition when we have coffee.
He is always the first to find funny YouTube videos and links to interesting things.
He is always the first to find funny YouTube videos and links to interesting things.
by BessieBoop October 20, 2013
Get the Social Ammunitionmug. by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018
Get the social-capitalistmug. 1. That moment when a group of friends in a social setting all stop talking to one another because they're all checking their social media.
2. That moment when you fall out of a conversation with friends and start checking your phone and scrolling and scrolling. No, he didn't write you back yet!
2. That moment when you fall out of a conversation with friends and start checking your phone and scrolling and scrolling. No, he didn't write you back yet!
1. "Look at that table! They're all just sitting there on their phones not talking. Are they even friends?"
"Sure, they're just having a social moment."
2. "......... Hey, Jess! I'm talking to you!"
"Huh? Sorry, I was having a social moment."
"Sure, they're just having a social moment."
2. "......... Hey, Jess! I'm talking to you!"
"Huh? Sorry, I was having a social moment."
by Tmacanndra September 13, 2017
Get the social momentmug. The funniest podcast ever hosted by 2 beautiful women who talk about One direction in the most nuanced and experienced ways.
Hey, have you seen the new Genuwinely: A Social Experiment podcast episode?
Yeah, my favorite episode is the one about Babygaters and Larry Stylinson
Yeah, my favorite episode is the one about Babygaters and Larry Stylinson
by Doggiewalker February 20, 2025
Get the Genuwinely: A Social Experimentmug.