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Erie Meatball Sandwich

A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment.
Bunny Teeters was in the mood for something a little exciting, so Butch Putchy decided to spice things up by giving her an Erie Meatball Sandwich and knocked out three of her teeth.

Queef Sandwich 

A sandwich with both quail meet and beef. Best served hot. Often referred to simply as a Queef.
I think Ill have some Limburger Cheese on my sandwich. I know the cheese smells bad, but nothing beats a stinky queef sandwich.

I'm so hungry I could eat my queef, your queef and and even that prostitutes queef.

I thought it would be awful, But now I know its not always bad to have a mouth full of Queef. I cant wait to get my next Queef Sandwich.

Jimmies mad at me. I went to his house for lunch yesterday and I ate his moms queef when nobody was looking.
Queef Sandwich by Jeppeto1 December 26, 2010

Hot Turkey Sandwich 

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

syrup sandwich 

N. Lek residue (q.v.)
The OFB were here, but all they left was this syrup sandwich.

ice cream sandwich 

an ice cream sandwich is when a skinny white guy is fucked from both ends by two fat ugly black chicks. Also known as the brownie sundae.
Johanna Lickum and her girl had an ice cream sandwich

ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.
Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.
ham sandwich by Samuel J R January 20, 2009

Tennessee Sandwich 

When Two guys from Tennessee and Hayley Williams have sex together and she screams until she cums and then makes the two guys a sandwich
Did you see that Tennessee sandwich on that music website? Yeah I masturbated to it all night.