Jalisco fruit punch cocktail

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!
by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023
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toe to toe punch-up

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.
"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"
by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003
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five flavored fruit punch

Another name in regards to the Band Five Finger Death Punch when making fun of GenZ Cry babies who claim to be “HardCore” METAL Heads.
Don’t tell me you are Hardcore and listening to Five Flavored Fruit Punch you GenZ cry baby waste of oxygen
by Silent Warrior July 28, 2022
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National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 07, 2017
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Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking
Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?
by 60x6 March 12, 2019
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Punch 'Em In Da Face

"Man, these bitches is pissin' me off"
"So, punch 'em in da face!"
by Ashley November 22, 2003
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